Man: Damn ! I need to piss .
Man: Ah ! I think there are bathrooms here !
W.C.
Read on the note: open from 11:30 to 7am
Man: Huh ? They're closed in the morning !
Man: Man ! What a drag . I won't be able to run if I need to piss .
I've gotta Piss .
Man: Aw , Screw it ! I'll find a hidden spot in the bushes .
Man: I know I shouldn't , but they could've left the toilets open !
Man: АААААА
Off screen voice: Hey , what're you doing ?
Off screen voice: You've got some nerve !
Duck: Do you like it when people piss on your doorstep ?
Man: Uh - no . I hate it .
Man: But the toilets are closed . They don't open till noon . As if people didn't need to take a leak in the morning !
Duck: Hm ... You've got a point . Come in , I'll let you use my bathroom .
Duck: Down the hall the left .
Man: Thanks...
{Flushhh...}
Duck: Cigar ?
Man: No thanks .
Duck: Cup of coffee ?
Whisky ?
Man: A glass of water would be nice .
{gluglugluglug ....}
Duck: Heck of a mess , huh ?
Man: ?
Duck: You know , people say the Space you live in is a Reflection of your inner self...
Duck: Hm !
Duck: I've always been a curious beast ...
Duck: I wanted to learn , I did many interesting things ...
Duck: Back when I could still travel , I traveled . I met fascinating people . I had a great life .
Duck: I was happy .
Duck: And then one day , out of the blue , I panicked .
Duck: Looking at what I'd discovered and what defined me , I panicked !
Duck: I thought : is this all I am , in the face of so much wealth and diversity ? Will I die without knowing all there is to know ?
Duck: Instead of turning to the treasures I already had inside , I set out in search of all the things I had yet to experience ....
I traveled the world , frantic ...
Sign: GATE A-7
Duck:
I wanted to see every country .
Learn every skill ...
I became a Buddhist , read the Koran and the Bible , immersed myself in Voodoo and Mexican Ritual ...
I wanted to discover every kind of music , understand every kind of art .
I tried to split myself ten ways to learn every language , absorb every culture .
I was methodical . I drew up lists , but every item was a list in itself ...
Duck:
The more I wore myself out , the more I saw how far I still had to go ...
... and the harder I worked to step up the pace .
Duck: But I had missed the point .
Duck: With all that chasing around , I had forgotten about the world inside me ...
Duck: One day , I collapsed , exhausted ... Wiped out ...
Duck: I had run away from myself . I was so afraid of dying without knowing everything that I almost disappeared with out knowing myself .
Duck: I'm trying to put myself back together now , but all these objects are such a burden...
Duck: I don't know what to do with them .
Man: Give them away ! It's not having them that matters , but knowing why you set out to find them in the first place .
Duck: Get rid of them ? I can't just throw them out , can I ?
Man: Who said throw them out ? Whenever anybody pisses in your backyard , give them a gift ...
Man: And pull out a forgotten memory that matters and belongs to nobody but you .
Duck: If you need to use the bathroom , don't hesitate...
Man: Good - bye.
Duck: It's contemporary art .
Man: That's what thought...
Duck: And you too - anytime somebody pisses on your doorstep , give them a gift !
Man: We'll see about that
