No Secrets
1: “Everyone who has never been to Russia is well aware of the fact…”
2: “…That gypsies stroll there along the streets leading a bear on the chain. But no one knows that…”
3: “These bears are artificial and controlled remotely!
Father Frost
1: “Everybody has heard or read about Russian frosts…”
2: “…That last sometimes all year long and cover the earth with 10 metres layer of snow. That’s true. But not everybody knows that these frosts…”
3: “…are created by gigantic refrigerators hidden in Kremlin cellars!!!!!”
Rome #3
1: "They say: Moscow is the third Rome. It looks like that. The buildings are gigantic..."
2: "In Latin it sounds nicely: Christus Salvator"
3: "Petrus Primus... Moscow really is the third Rome and there'll never be a fourth one!"
What Moscow Can Be
1: “Moscow can be very different. It can be official…”
2: “…informal…” “unofficial…”
3: “…and it can be absolutely unofficial!”
Your Papers!
1: “Where are you going to? Your papers!”
2: no speech.
3: If I paint my hair blond, they would stop me anyway…
Total Underground
1: “The Moscow Underground leads you to Moscow River…”
2: “…to Yauza River, to Kremlin and wherever else…” “And lately…”
3: “I’ve happened to find a way to the Moon.”
Drinking Habits
1: “Do you know why the Moscovites drink so much?”
2: Man 1: “Because beer is liquid bread!” Man 2: “And vodka kills the germs!” Man 3: “And wine saves from radiation!”
3: “Well, they just like it!” “And there is nothing else to add”
A Bells Story
1: TV: "Moscow! The bells toll!"
2: Man: "Hallo, Hallo! For whom the bell tolls?"
3: Phone: "Hold on... Hold on... Hold on... Hold on... It tolls for you."
Skies and Sea
1: “Moscow is a port of seven seas…”
2: “The spires of Moscow Towers dive into the clouds…”
3: “Sometimes I think I can reach the skies…and no sea would cover my bare knees!”
