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God’s Obituary

By Fernando Paiva
Translated from Portuguese by Brent Alan James
Brazil's Fernando Paiva eulogizes the Creator.

Deceased yesterday morning, aged ninety-one, the English scientist Allan J. Winchmaster, the father of Genetic Architecture, better known as God. Winchmaster was found dead in the easy chair of his country home, in the area surrounding Bristol, England. The cause of death has yet to be determined. Winchmaster suffered from stomach cancer, but there is the suspicion that he may have been poisoned. In recent decades, the scientist lived with constant death threats. His body was cremated in a private ceremony that brought together only relatives and close friends.

A graduate in biosciences, Winchmaster became famous in the international scientific community by developing the concept of genetic architecture, which is to genetic engineering what architecture is to civil engineering. Or rather: the genetic architect “designs” new living beings, while the genetic engineer must identify the sequence of genes and the ideal genetic expression to generate, in the laboratory, this being. Winchmaster’s first creation, dubbed “the pipe rat,” consisted of a type of rat capable of entering the long pipes of industrial complexes and subsisting on the most varied residual matter. The research was funded by Petroleum United. The pipe rats had suction cups on their feet, which allowed them to scale the insides of incredibly long pipes, as well as skin capable of resisting high temperatures. What’s more, they were anaerobic: they did not require oxygen to breathe. The experiment’s success led Winchmaster to publish an article in the scientific magazine Today Science, in which he first used the term “genetic architecture.”

The article caused an uproar. Religious leaders condemned the concept of genetic architecture and accused Winchmaster of “playing God.” The scientist was considered persona non grata by the Vatican and in several fundamentalist Islamic countries. Members of the Jihad Alkassum went as far to say that Winchmaster would be killed if he were to set foot in any Muslim nation. At the time, the scientist ignored the criticisms and, in a provocative tone, was even inspired to christen as “God Land” his office of genetic architecture, the first of its kind in the world. Friends began calling Winchmaster “God.” The nickname stuck. The scientist himself, known for being a fervent atheist, even had the word God printed on his business card.

All joking aside, God was always well aware of the inherent risks to the new science he had invented. For this reason, only months after that first article on the pipe rats, he published another in which he listed what he called the “Basic Principles Toward Responsible Genetic Architecture.” It was, in effect, a series of rules so that future creations of genetic architects would not create worldwide ecological disequilibrium or some other such catastrophe. The first rule is the principle of infertility or of nonmultiplication: every being designed by genetic architecture should be sterile to avoid its reproduction and the loss of control. The second principle is that of controlled intelligence: it is forbidden to create beings that have an intelligence close to that of Homo sapiens. The third and final principle is that of eternal captivity: every being created by genetic architecture should be under the permanent observation of its owners. After a suggestion by God, such beings soon came implanted with GPS chips. The principles set forth by God served as the basis for the International Treaty on Genetic Architecture (ITGA), signed by 115 countries in October of 2066.

After God, many other scientists became genetic architects and opened their own offices, but none was able to attain the same success and prestige as God Land, which created beings for the most diverse ends. At the height of its success, in the 60s, it employed one hundred and fifty active genetic architects. The Moglows were the most famous among the creations of God Land. The tiny bears were the hottest Christmas sensation of ’65 and ’66, having been the first beings produced by genetic architecture on an industrial scale. More than ten million units were sold throughout the entire world, a record that remains unbroken.

In recent decades, however, the countless incidents involving experiments of genetic architecture had brought God much unhappiness. Close friends suspected that the displeasure of seeing the misuse of his science contributed to the onset of cancer. Soon after learning about the first violations of the ITGA and of experiments that simply got out of control, God initiated a worldwide ethical campaign that called for more controls upon genetic architecture. Yet not even with this was he able to avoid other disasters. One of the more well-known was that of the Lemgruber frogs that, because of an engineering error, were produced with the capacity to reproduce, generating a terrible ecological imbalance in the swamps of the United States in the summer of ’68. It is worth noting as well the terrible incident with the Garfosas, which caused the deaths of dozens of thousands of people in northern Africa after the drought of ’69. It was upon God’s suggestion that, during the Fifth International Congress of Genetic Architecture, in 2071, the governments of various countries created national committees composed of scientists specialized and trained to respond in the event of an ecological crisis provoked by genetic architecture.

Nothing irritated God more than the use of his science for military ends. He had been opposed to the OKWs (Orthopedic Kamikaze Warriors) from the beginning. Alleging a violation of the principle of controlled intelligence, God was able to prevent the manufacture of these frightening soldiers in the ITGA signatory countries, but he couldn’t convince other nations. Employed during the Eight Day War, the OKWs massacred millions of people in Southeast Asia. In a recent article, God wrote of the risk of the OKWs turning on their owners, as they possess an IQ above the limit determined by the ITGA.

Curiously, in recent years, God became the most outspoken critic of his own work. It was he who first denounced the existance of a genetic cold war. The accusations that the United States, Germany, Russia, India, and China maintained secret laboratories with projects on terrible beings for bellicose ends were never proven, but fed countless rumors. 

In a bombastic interview with Today Science four years ago, God publicly recognized the error of having created genetic architecture, even with the ethical principles that might keep it under control. “It was naïveté on my part to believe that human beings would be capable of adhering to some limit. Controlling the creation is easy. Difficult is controlling the creator,” he lamented. God came to argue that genetic architecture should not be a science for use on the open market, but, rather, controlled by governments for use on nonprofit projects and with pacific objectives. As an example, God closed God Land and called upon other famous genetic architects to do the same with their offices.

The abrupt change of position earned God more enemies. As if the frequent death threats he received from religious radicals in recent decades were not enough, he began to be persecuted also by the genetic engineering industry, a sector that in the past he had fomented. The British secret service even devised a plan, at the request of some of the largest laboratories in Europe, to have him killed.

To escape from his enemies, God came to live as a nomad, constantly changing address. He spoke less and less to newspapers. He appeared occasionally in the media, always with a tirade, ever more rancorous, against genetic architecture. The routine of moving, however, diminished because of the stomach cancer and God spent more time in his country home in Bristol, until found dead yesterday.

God left behind three children: Lucy, Yolanda, and a “late-comer,” Thor, born when God was seventy-five and already living as a nomad to avoid the attempts on his life. There are rumors that Thor is, in truth, a creation of genetic architecture. They say the young man, now sixteen years of age, has an above-average intelligence and a beauty that in no way recalls his father. God always denied that Thor was a genetic experiment, although he did refuse to submit to DNA tests that could prove paternity. There are rumors in the scientific community that Thor is the first specimen of a new race of human beings with genes that heighten intelligence, solidarity, and kindness, while at the same time reducing traits such as ambition and selfishness. He would be God’s final creation of genetic architecture. A source close to the Winchmaster family says that, before dying, God instructed Thor to order the clandestine production of these new human beings, thus breaking all the principles of the ITGA. God’s dying wish was to change the nature of Man, and, in this way, improve life on the planet. The son of God was contacted by this newspaper, but preferred not to be interviewed.

“Obituário de Deus” © Fernando Paiva. By arrangement with the author. Translation © 2012 by Brent Alan James. All rights reserved.

English Portuguese (Original)

Deceased yesterday morning, aged ninety-one, the English scientist Allan J. Winchmaster, the father of Genetic Architecture, better known as God. Winchmaster was found dead in the easy chair of his country home, in the area surrounding Bristol, England. The cause of death has yet to be determined. Winchmaster suffered from stomach cancer, but there is the suspicion that he may have been poisoned. In recent decades, the scientist lived with constant death threats. His body was cremated in a private ceremony that brought together only relatives and close friends.

A graduate in biosciences, Winchmaster became famous in the international scientific community by developing the concept of genetic architecture, which is to genetic engineering what architecture is to civil engineering. Or rather: the genetic architect “designs” new living beings, while the genetic engineer must identify the sequence of genes and the ideal genetic expression to generate, in the laboratory, this being. Winchmaster’s first creation, dubbed “the pipe rat,” consisted of a type of rat capable of entering the long pipes of industrial complexes and subsisting on the most varied residual matter. The research was funded by Petroleum United. The pipe rats had suction cups on their feet, which allowed them to scale the insides of incredibly long pipes, as well as skin capable of resisting high temperatures. What’s more, they were anaerobic: they did not require oxygen to breathe. The experiment’s success led Winchmaster to publish an article in the scientific magazine Today Science, in which he first used the term “genetic architecture.”

The article caused an uproar. Religious leaders condemned the concept of genetic architecture and accused Winchmaster of “playing God.” The scientist was considered persona non grata by the Vatican and in several fundamentalist Islamic countries. Members of the Jihad Alkassum went as far to say that Winchmaster would be killed if he were to set foot in any Muslim nation. At the time, the scientist ignored the criticisms and, in a provocative tone, was even inspired to christen as “God Land” his office of genetic architecture, the first of its kind in the world. Friends began calling Winchmaster “God.” The nickname stuck. The scientist himself, known for being a fervent atheist, even had the word God printed on his business card.

All joking aside, God was always well aware of the inherent risks to the new science he had invented. For this reason, only months after that first article on the pipe rats, he published another in which he listed what he called the “Basic Principles Toward Responsible Genetic Architecture.” It was, in effect, a series of rules so that future creations of genetic architects would not create worldwide ecological disequilibrium or some other such catastrophe. The first rule is the principle of infertility or of nonmultiplication: every being designed by genetic architecture should be sterile to avoid its reproduction and the loss of control. The second principle is that of controlled intelligence: it is forbidden to create beings that have an intelligence close to that of Homo sapiens. The third and final principle is that of eternal captivity: every being created by genetic architecture should be under the permanent observation of its owners. After a suggestion by God, such beings soon came implanted with GPS chips. The principles set forth by God served as the basis for the International Treaty on Genetic Architecture (ITGA), signed by 115 countries in October of 2066.

After God, many other scientists became genetic architects and opened their own offices, but none was able to attain the same success and prestige as God Land, which created beings for the most diverse ends. At the height of its success, in the 60s, it employed one hundred and fifty active genetic architects. The Moglows were the most famous among the creations of God Land. The tiny bears were the hottest Christmas sensation of ’65 and ’66, having been the first beings produced by genetic architecture on an industrial scale. More than ten million units were sold throughout the entire world, a record that remains unbroken.

In recent decades, however, the countless incidents involving experiments of genetic architecture had brought God much unhappiness. Close friends suspected that the displeasure of seeing the misuse of his science contributed to the onset of cancer. Soon after learning about the first violations of the ITGA and of experiments that simply got out of control, God initiated a worldwide ethical campaign that called for more controls upon genetic architecture. Yet not even with this was he able to avoid other disasters. One of the more well-known was that of the Lemgruber frogs that, because of an engineering error, were produced with the capacity to reproduce, generating a terrible ecological imbalance in the swamps of the United States in the summer of ’68. It is worth noting as well the terrible incident with the Garfosas, which caused the deaths of dozens of thousands of people in northern Africa after the drought of ’69. It was upon God’s suggestion that, during the Fifth International Congress of Genetic Architecture, in 2071, the governments of various countries created national committees composed of scientists specialized and trained to respond in the event of an ecological crisis provoked by genetic architecture.

Nothing irritated God more than the use of his science for military ends. He had been opposed to the OKWs (Orthopedic Kamikaze Warriors) from the beginning. Alleging a violation of the principle of controlled intelligence, God was able to prevent the manufacture of these frightening soldiers in the ITGA signatory countries, but he couldn’t convince other nations. Employed during the Eight Day War, the OKWs massacred millions of people in Southeast Asia. In a recent article, God wrote of the risk of the OKWs turning on their owners, as they possess an IQ above the limit determined by the ITGA.

Curiously, in recent years, God became the most outspoken critic of his own work. It was he who first denounced the existance of a genetic cold war. The accusations that the United States, Germany, Russia, India, and China maintained secret laboratories with projects on terrible beings for bellicose ends were never proven, but fed countless rumors. 

In a bombastic interview with Today Science four years ago, God publicly recognized the error of having created genetic architecture, even with the ethical principles that might keep it under control. “It was naïveté on my part to believe that human beings would be capable of adhering to some limit. Controlling the creation is easy. Difficult is controlling the creator,” he lamented. God came to argue that genetic architecture should not be a science for use on the open market, but, rather, controlled by governments for use on nonprofit projects and with pacific objectives. As an example, God closed God Land and called upon other famous genetic architects to do the same with their offices.

The abrupt change of position earned God more enemies. As if the frequent death threats he received from religious radicals in recent decades were not enough, he began to be persecuted also by the genetic engineering industry, a sector that in the past he had fomented. The British secret service even devised a plan, at the request of some of the largest laboratories in Europe, to have him killed.

To escape from his enemies, God came to live as a nomad, constantly changing address. He spoke less and less to newspapers. He appeared occasionally in the media, always with a tirade, ever more rancorous, against genetic architecture. The routine of moving, however, diminished because of the stomach cancer and God spent more time in his country home in Bristol, until found dead yesterday.

God left behind three children: Lucy, Yolanda, and a “late-comer,” Thor, born when God was seventy-five and already living as a nomad to avoid the attempts on his life. There are rumors that Thor is, in truth, a creation of genetic architecture. They say the young man, now sixteen years of age, has an above-average intelligence and a beauty that in no way recalls his father. God always denied that Thor was a genetic experiment, although he did refuse to submit to DNA tests that could prove paternity. There are rumors in the scientific community that Thor is the first specimen of a new race of human beings with genes that heighten intelligence, solidarity, and kindness, while at the same time reducing traits such as ambition and selfishness. He would be God’s final creation of genetic architecture. A source close to the Winchmaster family says that, before dying, God instructed Thor to order the clandestine production of these new human beings, thus breaking all the principles of the ITGA. God’s dying wish was to change the nature of Man, and, in this way, improve life on the planet. The son of God was contacted by this newspaper, but preferred not to be interviewed.

Obituário de Deus

Faleceu na manhã de ontem, aos 91 anos, o pai da Arquitetura Genética, o cientista inglês Allan J. Winchmaster, mais conhecido como Deus. Winchmaster foi encontrado morto na poltrona de sua casa de campo, nos arredores de Bristol, na Inglaterra. A causa da morte ainda não foi explicada. Winchmaster sofria de câncer no esôfago, mas existe a suspeita de que tenha sido envenenado. Nas últimas décadas, o cientista conviveu com inúmeras ameaças de assassinato. Seu corpo foi cremado em uma cerimônia privada, que reuniu apenas familiares e alguns amigos próximos.
Formado em biociências, Winchmaster ficou famoso na comunidade científica internacional ao elaborar o conceito de arquitetura genética, que estaria para a engenharia genética assim como a arquitetura está para a engenharia civil. Ou seja: o arquiteto geneticista “desenha” novos seres vivos, enquanto o engenheiro geneticista precisa encontrar a sequência de genes e a expressão gênica ideais para gerar em laboratório aquele ser. A primeira criação de Winchmaster, batizada de “Pipe rat”, ou rato do cano, consistia em uma espécie de rato capaz de adentrar longos canos de complexos industriais e se alimentar de seus mais variados resíduos. Toda a pesquisa foi encomendada e financiada pela Petroleum United. Os ratos de cano tinham ventosas nos pés, o que lhes permitia escalar canos longuíssimos por dentro, assim como uma pele capaz de suportar altas temperaturas. Além disso, eram anaeróbicos: não precisavam de oxigênio para respirar. O sucesso da experiência levou Winchmaster a publicar um artigo na revista de divulgação científica Today Science, no qual empregou pela primeira vez o termo “arquitetura genética”.
O artigo causou polêmica. Líderes religiosos condenaram o conceito de arquitetura genética e acusaram Winchmaster de querer “brincar de Deus”. O cientista foi considerado persona non grata no Vaticano e em diversos países fundamentalistas islâmicos. Membros da Jihad Alkassum chegaram a dizer que Winchmaster seria assassinado se pusesse os pés em alguma nação de maioria muçulmana. Na época, o cientista ignorou as críticas e, em tom de deboche, até se inspirou nelas ao batizar de “God Land” seu escritório de arquitetura genética, o primeiro do gênero no mundo. Os amigos começaram a chamar Winchmaster de “Deus”. O apelido pegou. O próprio cientista, conhecido por ser um ateu fervoroso, gravou o nome Deus em seu cartão de visitas.
Brincadeiras à parte, Deus sempre teve plena consciência dos riscos inerentes à nova ciência que inventara. Por isso, poucos meses após o primeiro artigo sobre os ratos de cano, ele publicou outro, no qual listava o que chamou de “Princípios básicos para uma arquitetura genética responsável”. Era, na prática, uma série de regras para que as futuras criações dos arquitetos geneticistas não gerassem um desequilíbrio ecológico mundial ou qualquer outra catástrofe. O primeiro é o princípio da infertilidade ou da não multiplicação: todo ser desenhado por arquitetura genética deve ser estéril, para evitar que se reproduza e saia de controle. O segundo princípio é o da inteligência controlada: é proibido criar seres que tenham inteligência próxima à do Homo sapiens. O terceiro e último princípio é o do eterno cativeiro: todo ser criado por arquitetura genética deve estar sob permanente observação de seus donos. Foi por sugestão de Deus que tais seres passaram a vir com chips de localização implantados. Os princípios criados por Deus serviram de base para o Tratado Internacional de Arquitetura Genética (TIAG), assinado por 115 países em outubro de 2066.
Depois de Deus, muitos outros cientistas se tornaram arquitetos geneticistas e abriram escritórios próprios, mas nenhum conseguiu alcançar o mesmo sucesso e prestígio de God Land. O escritório de Deus criou seres para os mais diversos fins. No auge de seu sucesso, na década de 60, chegou a ter 150 arquitetos geneticistas contratados trabalhando simultaneamente. Os Moglows foram a mais famosa dentre as criações de God Land. Os pequenos ursinhos foram a febre dos Natais de 65 e 66, tendo sido os primeiros seres de arquitetura genética produzidos em escala industrial. Mais de dez milhões de unidades foram vendidas no mundo inteiro, um recorde que permanece imbatível.
Nas últimas décadas, porém, os inúmeros incidentes envolvendo experiências de arquitetura genética trouxeram muita infelicidade a Deus. Para amigos próximos, o desgosto de ver a má utilização de sua ciência pode ter contribuído para o surgimento do câncer. Logo que teve notícia das primeiras quebras do TIAG e de experiências que simplesmente saíram do controle, Deus iniciou uma campanha mundial pela ética e por mais controle na arquitetura genética. Mas nem assim conseguiu evitar que outros desastres acontecessem. Um dos mais conhecidos foi o dos sapos Lemgruber, que, por um erro de engenharia, foram produzidos com capacidade de fertilização, gerando um terrível desequilíbrio ecológico em pântanos dos Estados Unidos no verão de 68. Vale lembrar também o terrível incidente com as Garfosas, que provocou a morte de dezenas de milhares de pessoas na África setentrional após a grande seca de 69. Foi por sugestão de Deus que, durante o 5o Congresso Internacional de Arquitetura Genética, em 2071, os governos de vários países criaram comitês nacionais formados por cientistas especializados e treinados para atuar em caso de crises ecológicas provocadas por arquitetura genética.
Nada causou maior irritação a Deus do que o uso de sua ciência para fins militares. Ele sempre se posicionou contra a produção dos OKWs (Ortophedical Kamikaze Warriors).
Alegando quebra do princípio da inteligência controlada, Deus conseguiu impedir que os tenebrosos soldados fossem fabricados nos países signatários do TIAG, mas não convenceu as demais nações. Usados durante a guerra dos oito dias, os OKWs massacraram milhões de pessoas no sudeste asiático. Em recente artigo, Deus escreveu sobre o risco dos OKWs se voltarem contra os próprios donos, já que possuem um QI acima do limite determinado pelo TIAG.
Curiosamente, Deus se tornou, nos últimos anos, o maior crítico de sua própria obra. Foi ele quem denunciou pela primeira vez a existência da guerra fria genética. As acusações de que Estados Unidos, Alemanha, Rússia, Índia e China manteriam laboratórios secretos com projetos de terríveis seres para fins bélicos nunca foram comprovadas, mas alimentaram inúmeros boatos nos últimos anos.
Em uma bombástica entrevista à revista Today Science quatro anos atrás, Deus reconheceu publicamente o erro de ter criado a arquitetura genética, ainda que cercada de princípios éticos que poderiam mantê-la sob controle. “Foi ingenuidade da minha parte acreditar que o ser humano seria capaz de ater-se a algum limite. Controlar as criações é fácil. Difícil é controlar o criador”, lamentou. Deus passou a defender que a arquitetura genética não deveria ser uma ciência de livre uso pelo mercado, mas controlada pelos governos, sendo usada em projetos sem fins lucrativos e com objetivos pacíficos. Para dar o exemplo, Deus fechou God Land e conclamou outros famosos arquitetos geneticistas a fazerem o mesmo com seus escritórios.
A mudança abrupta de posicionamento rendeu a Deus mais alguns inimigos. Como se não bastassem as ameaças de morte que recebera com frequência de religiosos radicais nas últimas décadas, ele passou a ser perseguido também pela indústria de laboratórios de engenharia genética, setor que no passado ele próprio fomentara. O serviço secreto
britânico chegou a desbaratar um plano para assassiná-lo que teria sido encomendado por alguns dos maiores laboratórios da Europa.
Para fugir de seus inimigos, Deus passou a viver como um nômade, mudando-se constantemente de endereço. Falava cada vez menos com a imprensa. Aparecia ocasionalmente na mídia, sempre com um discurso mais e mais rancoroso contra a arquitetura genética. A rotina de mudanças, contudo, perdeu força em razão do câncer no esôfago, e Deus passou a ficar mais tempo em sua casa de campo, em Bristol, até ser encontrado morto ontem.
Deus deixou três filhos: Lucy, Yolanda e um temporão, Thor, nascido quando ele tinha 75 anos e já vivia o período de constantes trocas de endereço para escapar de atentados. Há rumores de que Thor seria na verdade uma criação de arquitetura genética. Dizem que o adolescente, hoje com 16 anos, tem uma inteligência acima da média e uma beleza que em nada lembra o próprio pai. Deus sempre negou que Thor fosse uma experiência genética, embora tenha se recusado a realizar testes de DNA que comprovassem a paternidade. Há boatos na comunidade científica de que Thor seria o primeiro espécime de uma nova raça de seres humanos, com genes que potencializam a inteligência, a solidariedade e a bondade, ao mesmo tempo em que reduzem características como ambição e egoísmo. Seria a última e derradeira criação de Deus em arquitetura genética. Uma fonte próxima à família Winchmaster diz que antes de morrer Deus teria instruído Thor a encomendar a produção clandestina desses novos seres humanos, rompendo todos os princípios do TIAG. O último desejo de Deus seria o de mudar a natureza do homem. E, assim, melhorar a vida no planeta. O filho de Deus foi procurado por este jornal, mas preferiu não conceder entrevista.

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