Man: WOULD YOU PLEASE GET ME A DRINK FROM THE BAR ?
Woman: I'M THIRSTY TOO . BRING ME BACK A SPRITE ?
Man: NO , YOU GO . I WANT A SMALL PERNOD .
Woman: A SPRITE , WITH A STRAW .
Man: PERNOD WITH TWO ICE CUBES ,
Man: Please darling ?
Woman: NO WAIT A MINT CORDIAL
Woman: Pretty please , Sweetie pie ?
Man: WELL
WE CAN SETTLE THIS BY LETTING CHANCE DECIDE . IF THE NEXT PERSON TO JUMP INTO THE POOL'S A MAN , THEN YOU HAVE To Go GET THE DRINKS , AND VICE VERSA , OK ?
Woman: ok .
Woman: DON'T FORGET THE STRAW
Man: stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid
Man: MASON .
Woman: SOCCER PLAYER
Man: SECRETARY
Woman: BUTCHER'S WIFE .
Man: STREET SWEEPER
Woman: COP .
Man: BAKER .
Woman: HAIRDRESSER .
Passing Woman: PARDON ME , YOU LOOK LIKE A PAIR OF TOURISTS , BUT DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE INSTITUTE FOR ADVANCED BIOMOLECULAR STUDIES IS ? ...
I HAVE TO GIVE A CLASS THERE IN FIVE MINUTES .
Woman: WANNA PLAY THAT GAME WHERE WE PICK OUT SHAPES IN THE CLOUDS ?
Man: NO .
Woman: WHY NOT ?
Man: BECAUSE YOU'LL USE WHAT I SEE TO PSYCHOANALYSE ME .
Woman: THAT'S SO NOT TRUE ! WHY WOULD YOU EVEN THINK THAT ?
Man: YOU MUST HAVE AN INFERIORITY COMPLEX , OR BE REPRESSING SOMETHING YOUR UNCONSCIOUS WANTS TO KEEP HIDDEN .
Man: SHOULD WE SIT DOWN OR LIE DOWN ?
Woman: UH ... SIT DOWN
Woman: IN THE ROOM OR BY THE POOL ?
Man: UH ... THE ROOM .
Man: EASY CHAIRS OR LOVESEAT ?
Woman: UH ... LOVESEAT
Woman: WHICH SIDE DO YOU WANT WINDOW OR MINI - BAR ?
Man: UH .... BAR ...
Man and Woman: Phew ....
Man: FIGURING OUT HOW To Do NOTHING CAN BE SO EXHAUSTING .
Woman: IF I DIED , WOULD YOU FIND ANOTHER WOMAN ?
Man: DO YOU WANT THE TRUTH , OR DO YOU WANT ME TO TELL YOU WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR ?
Woman: WHEN YOU PUT IT THAT WAY , I'M SURE TO KNOW THE TRUTH ,
Man: I COULD LIE , IF YOU SO WISH ,
Woman: BUT I'D KNOW THE TRUTH BY DEDUCTION ,
Woman: WELL ?
Man: WELL , STATISTICALLY SPEAKING I'LL DIE BEFORE YOU DO .
Woman: SUBSTITUTE DENTAL PROSTHESIST .
Man: EDITORIAL SECRETARY AT A NONPROFIT BIMONTHLY .
Woman: RETIRED ALBANIAN TEACHER AND MODEL AIRPLANE LOVER .
Man: MARINE CARTOGRAPHY INTERN IN BATHYMETRIC REPRESENTATION FIVE WEEKS FROM FINISHING UP .
Woman: ASSISTANT DIRECTOR OF EPIDEMIOLOGICAL RESEARCH FOR A NUREMBERG LABORATORY SPECIALIZING IN ENDEMIC EPIZOOTIC DISEASES OF THE FORMER GERMAN COLONIAL AFRICAN SAVANNAH PRE - 1945 .
Man: OK , OK , YOU WIN ,
Man: DOESN'T IT ANNOY YOU THAT THE BED'S MADE EVERY MORNING ?
THERE'S NO TRACE WE EVER SLEPT HERE ,
Man: SAME GOES FOR THE TOWELS THEY CHANGE
CLEANING HOTEL ROOMS DEPERSONALIZES EVERYTHING
Man: YOU FEEL LIKE YOU KEEP LIVING THE SAME DAY OVER .
Man: NOTHING CHANGES .
Man: THROUGH A MAGICAL SYSTEM OF LINKED VESSELS , THE TRASH CAN NEVER GETS FULL , WHILE THE MINI - BAR NEVER GETS EMPTY .
Woman: IF THERE WEREN'T MAID SERVICE , YOU'D FIND SOMETHING ELSE TO PICK ON. YOU LIKE ANALYZING THINGS AND GOING ON ABOUT THEM ENDLESSLY
Man: tsk . WANT ME TO EXPLAIN WHY YOU'RE WRONG ?
Woman: IF I DIED , WOULD YOU GET TOGETHER WITH SOMEONE ELSE ?
Woman: WOULD YOU LET YOUR LEGS GET CUT OFF BECAUSE YOU LOVED ME AND WANTED TO SAVE MY LIFE ?
Woman: HOW MANY GIRLS DID YOU HAVE BEFORE ME ?
Woman: IF YOU WERE THE ONLY SURVIVOR OF A PLANE CRASH IN THE ANDES , WOULD YOU EAT ME TO LIVE ?
Woman: ON A SCALE OF 1 TO 10 , WHAT WOULD I BE AND WHY ?
Man: WHY DO YOU ASK ME ALL THESE QUESTIONS WHOSE ANSWERS MIGHT ENDANGER OUR RELATIONSHIP ?
Woman: OH ! WHAT A TWISTED QUESTION !
Man: SHE'S THE ONE WHO WIPES OUT OUR PERSONALITIES , EVEN OUR VERY EXISTENCE .
Man: SHE MAKES THE TRACES WE LEAVE ON THE GREAT BOOK OF OUR LIFE DISAPPEAR
Man: THAT WOMAN IS AN ERASER
Woman: NO ! SHE'S A STALINIST BUREAUCRAT WHO EDITS FACES FROM PHOTOS .
Woman: I SEE HER MORE AS THE SEA BREEZE BLOWING OUR FOOTPRINTS FROM THE SAND GRAIN BY GRAIN .
Man: tsk .... DOES THAT MEAN YOU BELIEVE IN GOD AND AN UNALTERABLE FATE ?
Woman: AND YOU THE EXACT OPPOSITE ?
Man: IT'S GOING TO BE EASY TO LIVE TOGETHER .
MAIDS JUST DON'T KNOW THE TROUBLE THEY CAUSE .
Man: DO YOU LIKE THE FEEL OF SAND BENEATH YOUR FEET ?
Woman: YES .
Man: DO YOU LIKE THOSE AUTOMATIC DOORS THAT OPEN SMOOTHLY AND SILENTLY ?
Woman: YES .
Man: DO YOU LIKE CONTEMPLATING YOUR DESSERT A FEW MOMENT BEFORE EATING IT ?
Woman: YES .
Man: DO YOU LIKE SINGING REALLY LOUDLY WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN THE CAR ?
Woman: YES .
Man: DO YOU LIKE LETTING AN ICE CUBE MELT IN YOUR HAND IN THE SUMMER ?
Woman: YES .
Man: DO YOU LIKE IT THAT I KNOW WHAT YOU LIKE ?
Woman: YES .
