Skip to main content
Outdated Browser

For the best experience using our website, we recommend upgrading your browser to a newer version or switching to a supported browser.

More Information

Poetry

Practice for Hangmen

By Ambar Past
Translated from Spanish by Munda Tostón
“Ambar Past’s poetry is born out of the beauty of Chiapas, a state rich not only in natural resources and artistry, but one that puts intellectual and poetic values above all others.”—Elena Poniatowska

When the world is filled with evil,
Transform all mishaps into the path of bodhi.
—The Mind-Training Slogans of Atisha

The Egyptian forensic doctor Fakhri Ohamed Saleh told the Arab television network Al-Yazira that on rare ocasions, a hanging can accidentally cause decapitation, due to bad quality rope or executioners who lack experience.
—Reuters, January 15, 2007

1. Get as much experience as you can.
2. Black goes with everything.
3. Learn the ropes.
4. Hang out with famous people.
5. The bigger they come, the harder they fall.
6. Never speak ill of the dead.
7. Always meditate on whatever provokes resentment.
8. You have the last word.
9. Don’t tell the children.
10. The lighter the body, the slower the drop.
11. Blood is thicker than water.
12. Boil noose for one (1) hour.
13. Practice makes perfect.
14. Place knot directly behind left ear.
15. Maintain a joyful mind.
16. Lubricant may prevent tissue damage at neck.
17. Don’t expect applause.
18. This is a thankless job.
19. Dead men have no friends.
20. Never say die.
21. Somebody has to do the dirty work.
22. No special training required.
23. Turn off all cell phones.
24. The fear of death is worse than death itself.
25. Enjoy the gallows humor.
26. Your only function is to release a trap door.
27. Out of sight, out of mind.
28. When you go home, wipe your feet.
29. Avoid talking shop.
30. Never lose your head.

Copyright 2007 by Ambar Past. Translation copyright 2007 by Munda Tostón. All rights reserved.

English Spanish (Original)

When the world is filled with evil,
Transform all mishaps into the path of bodhi.
—The Mind-Training Slogans of Atisha

The Egyptian forensic doctor Fakhri Ohamed Saleh told the Arab television network Al-Yazira that on rare ocasions, a hanging can accidentally cause decapitation, due to bad quality rope or executioners who lack experience.
—Reuters, January 15, 2007

1. Get as much experience as you can.
2. Black goes with everything.
3. Learn the ropes.
4. Hang out with famous people.
5. The bigger they come, the harder they fall.
6. Never speak ill of the dead.
7. Always meditate on whatever provokes resentment.
8. You have the last word.
9. Don’t tell the children.
10. The lighter the body, the slower the drop.
11. Blood is thicker than water.
12. Boil noose for one (1) hour.
13. Practice makes perfect.
14. Place knot directly behind left ear.
15. Maintain a joyful mind.
16. Lubricant may prevent tissue damage at neck.
17. Don’t expect applause.
18. This is a thankless job.
19. Dead men have no friends.
20. Never say die.
21. Somebody has to do the dirty work.
22. No special training required.
23. Turn off all cell phones.
24. The fear of death is worse than death itself.
25. Enjoy the gallows humor.
26. Your only function is to release a trap door.
27. Out of sight, out of mind.
28. When you go home, wipe your feet.
29. Avoid talking shop.
30. Never lose your head.

Practica para Verdugos

Cuando el mal llene los universos,
transforma todo los accidentes en el camino del Bodhi.
-Atisha

El médico forense egipcio Fakhri Ohamed Saleh
dijo a la emisora de televisión árabe Al-Yazira
que en las raras ocasiones en que el ahorcamiento
deriva en una decapitación,
eso se debe a que el lazo es de mala calidad
o que los ejecutores carecen de experiencia.

-Reuters, 15 de enero 2007

Empezar por donde otros acaban.

Lo negro va con todo.

Conozca gente famosa.

No hablar mal de los muertos.

Tienes la última palabra.

Que no se enteren los niños.

Los pequeños caen más hondo.

La sangre es más espesa que el fuego.

Hierva el lazo durante (1) hora.

Mantenga la mente alegre.

Coloque el nudo detrás del oído izquierdo.

La práctica hace la perfección.

Los lubricantes pueden prevenir daños al tejido del

cuello.

No esperes aplausos.

Los muertos son de pocos amigos.

Nadie se acordará de ti.

Sé agradecido con todos.

Alguien lo tiene que hacer.

Como el oficio de aguador, al primer viaje se

aprende.

Lo cáido cáido, dijo un borracho.

Abandona todo alimento tóxico.

Apaga tu celular.

Ponerle el corbatín.

Le huele el pescuezo a mecate.

Al que verduga, Diós le ayuda.

No hagas chistes maliciosos.

Ni menciones la soga en casa del ahorcado.

Tu única función es tirarle a la trampa.

De un jalón, hasta el panteón.

Nunca perder la cabeza.

Read Next